How do you discipline your children?

karrie

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Jan 6, 2007
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I hang them by their toenails in a closet.

See, I have this issue, where my brain just drops random letters from words, so, when they're being brats....
 

lone wolf

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Roseanne Barr was my mentor. The kids knew what the spanking offences were. I'm a softy. It hurt me more than it ever did them, but a good clip on the ass hurts a lot less than a city driver on a country road.
 

darkbeaver

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I can't disipline them anymore the baby is 6 foot 2 and has a punch like a hammer. We don't play anymore even my daughter can flip me, so daddy is getting the disipline from them now. But when they were bad and I could catch them I would spank them a little and tell them horrific bedtime stories like The Blob in The Closet and The kitten With Three Eyes.
 

shadowshiv

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Apparently I won't be grounding them, as the courts will just disallow that punishment.;-)

I need to have some children first before I can decide on what discipline is required.:lol: