How to Conquer Canada

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How to Conquer Canada

Michael Byers, a professor in British Columbia, writes in the Toronto Star about a little-known plan to increase cooperation between the Canadian and American militaries:

They seem harmless enough at first: two mid-level Canadian Forces officers and a mild-mannered bespectacled American consultant explaining the work of their 48-member Bi-National Planning Group to audiences across Canada. Their professed goal is to improve co-operation between the Canadian and U.S. militaries, the better to defend both countries.

Yet a close reading of their final report released last month, reveals that their actual intent — or at least the intent of the politicians who set their mandate — is far from benign. They seek nothing less than the complete integration of Canada's military, security and foreign policy into the decision-making and operating systems of the U.S. …

Today, two Canadian elections later, the authors of the BPG report can hardly believe their luck. Prime Minister Stephen Harper may have only a minority government, but there is little doubt he desires closer ties with Washington.

Really? What? Looking more closely, it's hard to say what will actually come of this. Certainly there are degrees of cooperation being considered. At the very lowest level, the BPG report recommends that the two countries expand the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD), which was established during the Cold War to watch for threats from the air, in order to include maritime surveillance. (And yes, the idea that this continent is in danger of an attack by sea seems ludicrous, but there you go.)

The BPG's most radical proposal, however, is to put the Canadian military essentially under U.S. command. Does that mean we could use Canadian troops whenever election time rolled around and a failed president needed to topple some "rogue" regime somewhere? It's not clear, but it sure sounds that way. Of course, that could make any sort of U.S. military action more difficult if the average Canadian voter—who appears a bit less militaristic than your average American voter—suddenly has a right to sound off on who's invading whom. Either way, it's kind of a weird development.
 

Daz_Hockey

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I think it's a good idea, all you need to do now is somehow convince the Aussies, Kiwi's, South Africans, Zimbarbwigiens, Kenyans, Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshi's, Egyptians, English, Scots, Welsh and irish together and youve got urself an empire!!!! lol...you could call it an Anglo empire.....that sounds good.....and original!!! lol :)
 

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Said1, I'll submit to your empire, only if you are the empress with a long leather whip wearing little clouthing, anything other then that and I'm out... hmmm maybe I've said too much..
 

Daz_Hockey

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yeah I'll buy a ticket for that!!!....I'm english, and u know what they say about the english and their whips...ohhhh another one miss!!!! :p
 

fuzzylogix

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Ah, beaver, we may be less militaristic than the US, but since when did the US or Canada actually ASK their citizens whether they wanted to go to war, and if so with who?


Ps. Whipping---I'm in!
 

FascistCanuck

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fuzzylogix said:
Ah, beaver, we may be less militaristic than the US, but since when did the US or Canada actually ASK their citizens whether they wanted to go to war, and if so with who?


Ps. Whipping---I'm in!

Which country has EVER asked its citizens to go to war with a belligerent?? Had the USA and CANADA 'asked' its citizens if they wanted to fight the Germans in both World Wars, what do you think they would have said?? The majority of them wanted to fight the wars. If they had been pacificists like yourself, we would all be living under the Nazis today. Don't question things you do not understand sweetie.
 

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Well Fascist Canuck, you would be so happy that we were run by Nazis, wouldn't you. Because then you would have your little Fascist regime, and maybe just maybe you would be the PM.
 

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Jersay said:
Well Fascist Canuck, you would be so happy that we were run by Nazis, wouldn't you. Because then you would have your little Fascist regime, and maybe just maybe you would be the PM.

I would be happy that Canada were to be run by Nazis? Wherever did I make this statement? You jump to conclusions. The Nazis were a murderous regime. I am a fascist by principle. This does not make me a Nazi.
As for me being PM, such a title would be done away in light of a fascist revolution.
 

FiveParadox

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FascistCanuck, I am curious as to what you mean by "fascism"? The term does, I'm sure you would admit, carry a lot of "negative" baggage. I wonder if perhaps you are intending to further a definition of the term which has fallen into disuse? I would greatly appreciate a blurb, if you would, on what sort of fascism you endeavour to promote.
 

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FiveParadox said:
FascistCanuck, I am curious as to what you mean by "fascism"? The term does, I'm sure you would admit, carry a lot of "negative" baggage. I wonder if perhaps you are intending to further a definition of the term which has fallen into disuse? I would greatly appreciate a blurb, if you would, on what sort of fascism you endeavour to promote.

I am currently working on my Fascist Manifesto for Canada. I would be most delighted to post it in here one day although I will not survive the aftermath. I attempted to do so at another Canadian forum site but I was immediately banned. The leftists wanted me out immediately. It will be up to the Admins whether I post my Manifesto or not.
 

Said1

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FascistCanuck said:
Jersay said:
Well Fascist Canuck, you would be so happy that we were run by Nazis, wouldn't you. Because then you would have your little Fascist regime, and maybe just maybe you would be the PM.

I would be happy that Canada were to be run by Nazis? Wherever did I make this statement? You jump to conclusions. The Nazis were a murderous regime. I am a fascist by principle. This does not make me a Nazi.
As for me being PM, such a title would be done away in light of a fascist revolution.

How does one enforce Fascism in a multi-cultrual, liberal democratic society?

yeah, yeah, democracy is a shame. Enlighten my anyway, at least hypothetically.
 

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Ok I'm total the devils advocate today.


Yes to be facsist doesn't mean your a nazi. Also if we see it in this light Many people today call themselves a communist, marxist leninists, trotskist or whatever of thecommunist stripe. But very few believe themselves to be a Stalinist. Though many of us think when we think Communism that it means Stalinism.


So yes in a sence to be fascist doesn't mean you are a NAZI or a supporter of NAZI Germany, but to buy into the corperate run state and centrialism of Fascism. So though I personally don't like either Nazi-ism or Fascism, he is right in a sence.
 

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Said1 said:
FascistCanuck said:
Jersay said:
Well Fascist Canuck, you would be so happy that we were run by Nazis, wouldn't you. Because then you would have your little Fascist regime, and maybe just maybe you would be the PM.

I would be happy that Canada were to be run by Nazis? Wherever did I make this statement? You jump to conclusions. The Nazis were a murderous regime. I am a fascist by principle. This does not make me a Nazi.
As for me being PM, such a title would be done away in light of a fascist revolution.

How does one enforce Fascism in a multi-cultrual, liberal democratic society?

yeah, yeah, democracy is a shame. Enlighten my anyway, at least hypothetically.

I see you misunderstand the obvious. Once I have managed to obtain power in Canada's highest office, I would therefore begin to unravel the damage done to our country by multiculturalism and liberal democracy. You fail to realise I would revolutionalise this country by adopting only fascist principles. Multiculturalism would be a thing of the past under my rule. All of society would become one. I will not allow the divisiveness that is multiculturalism. You will NOT be allowed to push forth the heritage of your own homeland. Your 'right' to do so would be removed, all in the name of state unity. You will adhere to Anglo-Saxon cultural systems or you will be removed from Canadian soil - by force if necessary. I will NOT have one group demanding more rights than another. If you decide to accept my fascist dogma and therefore make an attempt to assimilate into Anglo-Saxon culture, I will ensure you will receive translation services until such time as you have seen fit to learn the English language.

Under my fascist rule, French as a national language will end. We will become a unilingual nation. Naturally I will dissolve the province of Quebec and split it into two territories - one portion to be added to Ontario and the remainder to be added to Labrador.

I would seek to end all the animosity between our provinces simply by removing their power bases. ALL power will be concentrated from Ottawa - in the end from ME. I will determine which province gets what albeit with input from new provincial Governors who will be appointed by me. Each one of those Governors will seek to represent their province. I will NOT tolerate biased discussions. All will be fair and equitable - or else.

Democracy, once I have gained power, would end. Those remaining political parties - NDP, CPC, and the Liberals will be dissolved from existence. I will not allow opposition to my rule. Democracy is a time-waster. Look at Stephen Harper. He is held hostage thanks to his minority government. Either one of the NDP or Liberals are required to pass any bills he may need to see passed. Anything he seeks to get done which would benefit Canada, the opposition parties would oppose simply because that is their raison d'etre. This is contradictory to government. It is not an equitable and fair government when said government is held hostage by the demands of an opposing minority government. I would not tolerate this. No opposition means things will get done and at a much quicker pace. No more discussions. Just do it. If the people want a new power generation station, we as a fascist government would study the pros and cons of their proposal. If the pros outweigh the cons, construction of said station would begin immediately. No more bullshit about obtaining permission from an opposition government thus interfering with the needs of Canadians. It will be done. No 'ifs', 'ands' or 'buts' about it.

In summation, under my fascist rule you are free to kiss multiculturalism and liberalism goodbye. Democracy will be a thing of the past. You may arrive from Pakistan on Canada's doorstep but if you intend to immigrate, you leave your Pakistani culture at the door and prepare to become a Canadian. If you refuse, you would be escorted from our land.
 

FiveParadox

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In relation to the post above, I don't think that Canada would ever elect any such party to power, to a degree so as to warrant being invited by Her Excellency the Governor General of Canada to create the next government. Moreover, in order to focus such power in Ottawa, one would need to make drastic changes to the Constitution Acts, 1867 and 1982 — something which would require the consent of at least seven Parliaments of the Provinces, representing at the least, one-half of the population of Canada. The Provinces would never consent to giving up their power over their own matters.