because your intellectual and moral superiors
Whenever parents and pundits get caught up in one of the many asinine decisions coming out of Canada’s public school boards or unions, we invariably forget to consider how someone will actually break the news to the students.
“Sorry, boys and girls: we’re not going to see dinosaur bones tomorrow because the province walked away from the bargaining table.”
Or: “I’m sympathetic to the fact that you fell and hurt yourself, Jonny, but I can’t physically touch you for fear that it might be misinterpreted by observers.”
Or: “I know you were excited about that field trip to Phoenix, but … well, a couple of crazed terrorists shot a bunch of people in San Bernardino, Califor — Jonny, is that gum? Spit it out — in California. So we’re not going on our trip. Sorry.”
The latter discussion could very well be happening in classrooms across Alberta right now in light of the Calgary and Edmonton Catholic school boards’ decisions to cancel all international travel plans for the remainder of the school year. Edmonton Catholic Schools spokeswoman Lori Nagy explained the move by citing a statistic saying that there have been 355 mass shootings in 336 days in the United States, “which confirms that acts of violence can occur anywhere at any time.”
“We no longer live in a certain world climate,” she added. (Parents who learned how to duck under their desks in elementary school would surely quibble with her reference to the recent forfeiture of inherent and consistent global security.)
The Calgary Catholic School District did not reference the attacks in Paris and San Bernardino specifically, as Edmonton’s board did, but instead referred to “fluctuating travel advisories and unknowns” as potentially posing a risk to the “health and well-being” of students and staff.
“While we believe in the educational value of international travel,” it said in a release, “we have an obligation to ensure a safe and caring environment.”
Alberta students are thus getting a very different type of education: one about bureaucratic insularity, about the proliferation of anxiety, about the power (and also the impotence) of statistics and, perhaps most significantly, about the supremacy of inflated insurance premiums.
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Robyn Urback: By cancelling international trips, Alberta school boards teach students how to live in fear | National Post
what we need is a brave coalition from other countries to go and kill isis. yeah see. then we can live again.
Whenever parents and pundits get caught up in one of the many asinine decisions coming out of Canada’s public school boards or unions, we invariably forget to consider how someone will actually break the news to the students.
“Sorry, boys and girls: we’re not going to see dinosaur bones tomorrow because the province walked away from the bargaining table.”
Or: “I’m sympathetic to the fact that you fell and hurt yourself, Jonny, but I can’t physically touch you for fear that it might be misinterpreted by observers.”
Or: “I know you were excited about that field trip to Phoenix, but … well, a couple of crazed terrorists shot a bunch of people in San Bernardino, Califor — Jonny, is that gum? Spit it out — in California. So we’re not going on our trip. Sorry.”
The latter discussion could very well be happening in classrooms across Alberta right now in light of the Calgary and Edmonton Catholic school boards’ decisions to cancel all international travel plans for the remainder of the school year. Edmonton Catholic Schools spokeswoman Lori Nagy explained the move by citing a statistic saying that there have been 355 mass shootings in 336 days in the United States, “which confirms that acts of violence can occur anywhere at any time.”
“We no longer live in a certain world climate,” she added. (Parents who learned how to duck under their desks in elementary school would surely quibble with her reference to the recent forfeiture of inherent and consistent global security.)
The Calgary Catholic School District did not reference the attacks in Paris and San Bernardino specifically, as Edmonton’s board did, but instead referred to “fluctuating travel advisories and unknowns” as potentially posing a risk to the “health and well-being” of students and staff.
“While we believe in the educational value of international travel,” it said in a release, “we have an obligation to ensure a safe and caring environment.”
Alberta students are thus getting a very different type of education: one about bureaucratic insularity, about the proliferation of anxiety, about the power (and also the impotence) of statistics and, perhaps most significantly, about the supremacy of inflated insurance premiums.
more
Robyn Urback: By cancelling international trips, Alberta school boards teach students how to live in fear | National Post
what we need is a brave coalition from other countries to go and kill isis. yeah see. then we can live again.