Sumore mad Harpo ramblings from michael harris

[Locutus]

I've condensed Michael Harris' latest foaming-at-the-mouth rant so you don't have to read it:

"The unmaking of Canada… dictatorship… Steve… hated… raping… hysterical… draconian… George W. Bush… Creepy Canada under Harper… Mississippi with lashings… ignorant… chilling… Stephen Harper's Kool-Aid… Steve…dictatorships… xenophobia…mendacious…bigotry… xenophobic… bully… soccer yobs… slandered CBC employees… robocalls… perpetual war… cheating at elections… Golgotha."​

Get help, Harris.


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sounds a bit like one of our western mad-hatters on the board here.

 

[DaSleeper]

I've condensed Michael Harris' latest foaming-at-the-mouth rant so you don't have to read it:

"The unmaking of Canada… dictatorship… Steve… hated… raping… hysterical… draconian… George W. Bush… Creepy Canada under Harper… Mississippi with lashings… ignorant… chilling… Stephen Harper's Kool-Aid… Steve…dictatorships… xenophobia…mendacious…bigotry… xenophobic… bully… soccer yobs… slandered CBC employees… robocalls… perpetual war… cheating at elections… Golgotha."​

Get help, Harris.


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sounds a bit like one of our western mad-hatters on the board here.

I see that you live east of Mississauga also:lol:

 

[CDNBear]

Most normal folk do.

 

[SLM]

Hey! I live west of Mississauga and I freaking resent tha....

Oh, okay, you said normal. Carry on then.

 

[captain morgan]

Most normal folk do.

Define 'normal'

I say this because Justine Trudeau is in the area of normalcy you speak of

 

[CDNBear]

Define 'normal'

You and SLM make good examples.

 

[SLM]

Okay now I'm offended.

 

[petros]

According to Claude from Quebec City (he sums it up perfectly) "dare har tree kind peoples in Canada. Westerners, fishermens and ****ing artistes".

 

[Locutus]

I see that you live east of Mississauga also:lol:

I'm even east of Midland Ave. More people between there and me than in whatever sh!thole waldo lives in. :lol:

 

[captain morgan]

You and SLM make good examples.

Appreciate the consideration in that, but, if truth be told, I might represent another kind of poster-boy for a position that may not help support that statement.

 

[SLM]

Appreciate the consideration in that, but, if truth be told, I might represent another kind of poster-boy for a position that may not help support that statement.

Exactly! Normal is not something I aspire to.

Fun, vivacious, flirty, sexy, charming, smart-assed...all good.

 

[captain morgan]

Atta girl... That's the spirit

 

[CDNBear]

Okay now I'm offended.

Shouldn't be, my definition of normal, isn't normal.

 

[SLM]

Shouldn't be, my definition of normal, isn't normal.

So you're saying I'm normal but in an abnormal way? Are there cookies involved with this, like the darkside thing? Because you know I'm on board if there are cookies.

 

[CDNBear]

There's always cookies.

 

[captain morgan]

Shouldn't be, my definition of normal, isn't normal.

I'm sensing that there is a wee loophole here.

 

[CDNBear]

I'm sensing that there is a wee loophole here.

I'm all about the loopholes and cookies.

 

[SLM]

There's always cookies.

You know I secretly always wanted to be a Muppet.

(That would be the kind of abnormal you meant, I'm guessing. )

I'm sensing that there is a wee loophole here.

Oh there are always holes. If there aren't, then I'm making some.

 

[CDNBear]

You know I secretly always wanted to be a Muppet.

Ummm, there's a dirty joke in there.

 

[SLM]

Ummm, there's a dirty joke in there.

Well duh! Lol.