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Mowich

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Winter Poem




It's winter in Canada !

And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Canada
I'm frozen to the friggin' ground!

:canada:​
 

Mowich

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Love it!! Tanks for the giggles.

You are most welcome, hermite. Am always happy when my posts make people smile. The polar bear jpeg is a bit off though, as last I knew we didn't have any penguins at the North Pole. Could be wrong, though. :smile:
 

Mowich

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Now those are very novel ways of dealing with empty beer cans, AnnaG. Don't know how comfy the couch would be though. :smile:
 

tay

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Police in Barrie were called to a downtown apartment about a man with a knife and blood all over the place.


When police arrived around 7 Saturday morning to find a party, they learned a drunk man couldn't find a bottle opener and instead used a knife to try to pop the lid off his beverage.


He ended up taking the top off the bottle head and badly cut his arm.


The man was helped by paramedics and police left the scene.






News Centre
 

Twila

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Bah ha ha! I love that one.

I started watching The Walking Dead because I'd seen all these hilarious memes about Carl. Bit of a shock to discover the show wasn't funny, but after a couple episodes I was addicted so it didn't matter...now the memes are even funnier...

just wish they hadn't killed Shane....
 

SLM

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I started watching The Walking Dead because I'd seen all these hilarious memes about Carl. Bit of a shock to discover the show wasn't funny, but after a couple episodes I was addicted so it didn't matter...now the memes are even funnier...

just wish they hadn't killed Shane....

Now that I truly do love! Made me literally laugh out loud.

And it is addictive! Do you watch Talking Dead afterwards too?