Penalties for Solicitation Spammers

Kreskin

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Feb 23, 2006
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What should we do with these people? One idea is to hang them upside down by their testicles with red hot piano wire. Any other suggestions?
 

MikeyDB

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Jun 9, 2006
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Waste of good piano wire. Everytime you get a phone call from someone looking for a donation or any other call that's intended to scam money from you, send the phone company a bill. You don't pay for anyone to use your phone service for solicitation or advertising, you pay your phone bill so you and those whom you choose can use this service....

I suppose you could just deduct it from your phone bill....then when the inevitable crunch comes...take your phone company to court for misrepresentation.
 

Kreskin

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Perhaps they could be forced to watch an entire day of Bill O'Reilly programming, but that might be inhumane.