Santa Maria!

Murphy
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The beauty of the words brings a tear to yer eye.



Hugh the Goliath

In high school they called him Colossus
And the boys were all startled to see
That his gift was as long and as thick as a cuke
That went from his crotch to his knee.

No regular briefs could enclose it
No pant was designed to hold
The root that they spoke of in whispers
And about which legends were told

It was said that when soft, Hugh would use it
Like a rope to tie girls up for fun
When hard, it would shade the cheerleaders
And keep them all out of the sun

Hugh's uncut appendage was famous
Everyone hoped for a glimpse of his prize
All the guys craved his turgid Goliath

All the girls longed to feel its great size

But although its bulk was enormous
And everyone longed for its girth
Hugh died a young man and a virgin
He was buried face down in the earth

The reason 'twas said was quite simple
And most geologically sound
If Hugh popped a boner while facing the sky
He'd dig himself out of the ground
Hugh the Goliath

In high school they called him Colossus
And the boys were all startled to see
That his gift was as long and as thick as a cuke
That went from his crotch to his knee.

No regular briefs could enclose it
No pant was designed to hold
The root that they spoke of in whispers
And about which legends were told

It was said that when soft, Hugh would use it
Like a rope to tie girls up for fun
When hard, it would shade the cheerleaders
And keep them all out of the sun

Hugh's uncut appendage was famous
Everyone hoped for a glimpse of his prize
All the guys craved his turgid goliath
All the girls longed to feel its great size

But although its bulk was enormous
And everyone longed for its girth
Hugh died a young man and a virgin
He was buried face down in the earth

The reason 'twas said was quite simple
And most geologically sound
If Hugh popped a boner while facing the sky
He'd dig himself out of the ground


- murphy


 
Danbones
#2
Better kneesles or toeleo then small cowlks they say
said the dyslexic whooker who was somewhat cowlk hoarse
she was thinking of taking up the ol' radio
cause his wire translated as one dash of morse...

she was thinking she should ask it nicely
she was thinking: Maybe a con of course!
she was thinking there were better things to do
and she should just take his wallet by force
Last edited by Danbones; 3 weeks ago at 07:18 PM..
 

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