Fake Forum News: Breaking Story!

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Cannuck Hospitalized!

Enraged that the car wash 'missed a spot', Cannuck confronts the Brush and says, "Sniffity Sniff"...leading to near disaster!

FFN will have an Update at 11:00pm...

In other FFN News...

Eagle Smack finds out those harmless, friendly gophers in his backyard were secret Hillary supporters after all....takes appropriate action...

 

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Why post real stories then??
I hear he went through the wash 4 times before they finally rolled him to the gutter.

 

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In still More FFN News...

mentalfloss goes to ancestry.com and soon realizes his biological father is actually Carrot Top...

Explains all of the 'red herrings' he's posted over the past number of years.