Caption Contest

Hoof Hearted
#1
 
Johnnny
#2
Im just gonna keep, you know, stretchin
 
Durry
#3
Bet you can't do this without bending your knees.
 
Corduroy
#4
"Two people stretch at a gym"
 
Hoof Hearted
#5
Nothing like a stiff workout after a long day in the office.
 
Danbones
#6
the edges of these mats tend to curl up and trip people
has anybody got any two sided carpet tape?
 
Johnnny
#7
I wonder if she is faking it?
 
Hoof Hearted
+1
#8  Top Rated Post
Chit chat at the Gym...

Guy: "...and so like I was saying, American Politics is my passion...my whole life. I'd like to meet a girl who shares the same interest and settle down and have kids. I'm just curious...do you like Sanders"

Gal: "Oh yes! I love the Colonel. I go to KFC once a week!"

Guy: "And that would be a perfectly acceptable answer. Will you marry me?"
 
Durry
#9
I have to do my exercises now before a Muzzie gets here and complains about my exercise dress attire
 
Danbones
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by Hoof HeartedView Post

Chit chat at the Gym...

Guy: "...and so like I was saying, American Politics is my passion...my whole life. I'd like to meet a girl who shares the same interest and settle down and have kids. I'm just curious...do you like Sanders"

Gal: "Oh yes! I love the Colonel. I go to KFC once a week!"

Guy: "And that would be a perfectly acceptable answer. Will you marry me?"

when she says "feel the burn"
it outta be refering to rug
 
darkbeaver
#11
It's just curves and angles, the most dangerous and pervasive curves and angles, the ticket to capturing a silly man and a house full of babies. It ain't all bad. The cure of reason. God at work.

Stiffen your resolve resist or carry water for the rest of your days young man.
 
MHz
#12
Guy to self. 'I didn't feel like this when I saw Obama in the gym.'
 
darkbeaver
#13
Us old guys are impervious due to loss of function, a blessing actually, how many of us have fallen into ignobal servitude because of these reproductive angles and curves, dear god men, exercise your reason or fetch water evermore. You can't resist can you? That's because of God.

Sacred math.

This is why beer was invented.
 
MHz
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaverView Post

Us old guys are impervious due to loss of function, a blessing actually, how many of us have fallen into ignobal servitude because of these reproductive angles and curves, dear god men, exercise your reason or fetch water evermore. You can't resist can you? That's because of God.

Sacred math.

This is why beer was invented.

Apparently just you. Just sayin, . . .
 
Danbones
#15
as far as discussing politics
one thing about hawt women like that is
they are always right
 

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