Chit chat at the Gym...
Guy: "...and so like I was saying, American Politics is my passion...my whole life. I'd like to meet a girl who shares the same interest and settle down and have kids. I'm just curious...do you like Sanders"
Gal: "Oh yes! I love the Colonel. I go to KFC once a week!"
Guy: "And that would be a perfectly acceptable answer. Will you marry me?"
Us old guys are impervious due to loss of function, a blessing actually, how many of us have fallen into ignobal servitude because of these reproductive angles and curves, dear god men, exercise your reason or fetch water evermore. You can't resist can you? That's because of God.
This is why beer was invented.