It happened again yesterday.
I was at the public library with my daughters and got frustrated with their militant and complicated password system to take out a book and finally blurted out loud...
"Cripes! This is like the codes to launching a nuclear missile...just to take out Walter the Farting Dog!!"
The woman on the computer beside us burst out laughing and emitted an enormous toot! She turned beat red and apologized.
Hah!! My Superpower struck again!!