Weird, Wild, and Whimsical

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This week on Weird, Wild, and Whimsical we'll be traveling to Russia to speak with Gennady Tupolev, a 51 year old farmer who claims he's eaten 7,214 Muslims since he was 18.

Then it's over to Montreal, Canada where we'll "lie with cheese". Rene McTavish is a retired dairy farmer from the Eastern Townships who has made an entire house out of cheese! He says he's going to live there for as long as he can stand the smell.

Finally this week, we'll be going to an undisclosed location in NYC to meet with a secret underground society of Masons. They haven't seen the light of day since they locked themselves underground in 1888! They'll be giving us a sneak peak into our future.

Among their predictions:

Permanent candles, using dripless, non-evaporating wax will produce an endless supply of light at night, and throughout the long, dark winter months.

Brazillians will be the first people to actually travel to, and walk on the moon!

Raising and lowering your house on giant, pneumatic stilts will eliminate the need to walk up and down stairs!

Wow, the future sure is looking bright!
 

Murphy

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Apr 12, 2013
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This week on Weird, Wild, and Whimsical we'll be traveling back in time to revisit two of your favourite Christmas gifts.

Our first idea was sent in by an Ontario dairy farmer, who begged me not to tell anyone his real name. So Nelford Beardsley of Stayner, ON, we promise not to tell anyone your real name. I guess this toy was designed to teach city kids where milk comes from. Kids that got Milky for Christmas discovered that milk actually starts as a small, white pill attached to the inside of Milky's udder. And now you know too!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AYxAwRTUEk

This next idea was a long time coming. Like Milky, this brown, moldable toy, made by Play Dough, was probably geared towards city kids, because rural folks see the real stuff all the time. Hey, why not just send your kids to the park? Come on! Anyway, if you really wanna teach your children about sh!t, get 'em Poo Dough!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeNzOQdNbk8
 
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