1. According to the Canadian Research Institute, geologic faults aren't faults at all. They are perfectly normal. So, the experts say, if faults are normal, then they are not really faults. It's just geologists showing off their education, calling 'cracks' by fancier name. Which begs the question, if they're so smart, why do they call the outermost layer of the earth, 'a crust'?
2. Davis Suzuki has a new slogan, 'Stop alcohol abuse. Keep your car out of gas bars!'
3. While we're on the subject of alcohol and faults, workers at Windsor Castle reported strange goings on at St. George's Chapel this morning. Cracks in the late Queen Mother's black marble tomb appeared and muffled cries of,
"Where's my gin? Someone get me a gin! Cretins!"
could be heard.
Some royal watchers claimed the Queen Mum wasn't actually interred with her husband, George VI, but an official release from Buckingham Palace read, in part,
"There, are you satisfied now?"
and finally,
4. Hippies from Vancouver Island demanded (again) that they be allowed to separate from the rest of British Columbia. BC premier Christy Clark responded to their calls by saying, "Jeesus! You're 60 kilometers into the Pacific already! Any farther and you'd be in Belgium!"
for CNN (the Canadian News Network)
2. Davis Suzuki has a new slogan, 'Stop alcohol abuse. Keep your car out of gas bars!'
3. While we're on the subject of alcohol and faults, workers at Windsor Castle reported strange goings on at St. George's Chapel this morning. Cracks in the late Queen Mother's black marble tomb appeared and muffled cries of,
"Where's my gin? Someone get me a gin! Cretins!"
could be heard.
Some royal watchers claimed the Queen Mum wasn't actually interred with her husband, George VI, but an official release from Buckingham Palace read, in part,
"There, are you satisfied now?"
and finally,
4. Hippies from Vancouver Island demanded (again) that they be allowed to separate from the rest of British Columbia. BC premier Christy Clark responded to their calls by saying, "Jeesus! You're 60 kilometers into the Pacific already! Any farther and you'd be in Belgium!"
for CNN (the Canadian News Network)
