Not another Brexit thread - Freddie Mercury

Murphy

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If Freddie was still with us, would he be Sir Freddie of Mercury (and Mars)? Would he have been made ambassador of Lower Turzurkistanbulnasia?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivbO3s1udic

Would he have several lines of fabulously fab clothes available from his official pastel website on the Interwebs? Would Dr. Brian May have finally graduated to June? Or even August? Would he have finally relented and sent me a certified copy of his Red Special? And died his hair black? And then there's the matter of thirty odd pounds owed me!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPD7_hQk7hk

And what about Kveen? Would they still be touring on the classic rock or oldies circuit? Playing casinos and signing support hose of formerly glamourous girls turned grannies? Would Sir Freddie be featured on Cialis commercials? Or maybe selling fancy colognes or crystal on the Shopping Network?

Well?
 

gopher

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Sir Freddie is Dead


But local Trans Queen Venus De Mars is very much alive:






you might ask him ... err, her